A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided she would look like a brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,
“Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!”
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
“If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?”
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, “157.”
The farmer was amazed – she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
“If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?”
When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,
“Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!”
She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,
“If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?”
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, “157.”
The farmer was amazed – she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
“If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?”
Ok, Ok. This one is definitely one of the better ones I have heard. But I have to say that some jokes can be really harsh. Even though I'm not a blonde myself, what’s to say that when I hear people making fun of blondes, I don’t feel bad?
Dumb blondes are a stereotype. Just because someone is blonde, does not necessarily mean they're dumb or superficial. Ah yes! Jokes are for entertainment, but lets get serious people. How many individuals can actually relate to an extreme "dumb blonde senario?"
"Oh no, I locked my keys in the car and the top is still up!"
"I thought that a toaster was actually an oven! "
"Maybe if I dye my hair black, I'll actually be smarter!"
"Maybe if I dye my hair black, I'll actually be smarter!"
What I want to hear, is a good joke about a brunette that I can actually relate to.
